PRESIDENT

Greetings! I’m here to talk to you about an important role in the United States government – the President.

Now, you might be wondering, what exactly does the President do?

Well, let me break it down for you. The President is the leader of our country. They make important decisions, like signing new laws and representing the United States on the world stage.

But being President isn’t an easy task. It comes with a lot of responsibility. The President must take into account the needs and wants of the American people, while also considering the impact of their decisions on the country as a whole.

One of the key roles of the President is to be the Commander in Chief. This means they have the power to make decisions about our military and keep our country safe.

Additionally, the President plays a crucial role in our government’s branches. They appoint judges to the Supreme Court, who interpret the laws and ensure that they are fair and just.

Interpreting the Constitution is an important part of the President’s job. The Constitution is a document that outlines the rules and structure of our government, and the President must uphold and protect it.

Being President requires a lot of hard work and dedication. They must make decisions that can impact the lives of millions of people.

So, if you’re ever wondering about the importance of the President, just remember that they are responsible for leading our country, making important decisions, and keeping us safe. It’s a big job, but one that is necessary for the functioning of our democracy.

Have you ever played a game like President? It’s a fun card game where the goal is to get rid of all your cards as quickly as possible. This type of game actually originated in China and only became popular in the West in the 1970s. I find it fascinating how games can travel across different cultures and find new audiences.

Let’s look at the rules of President:

The Vice President: Who Comes Second

When the last round has ended, there’s always someone who almost made it to the top but fell a bit too short. That player becomes the Vice President, a title awarded to whoever comes in second place, regardless of how many players there were. So, if you find yourself in this esteemed position, congratulations! You’ve earned yourself one point.

Important Notes for Multiplayer Games

When you’re playing a game with six or more players, it’s vital to consider the significance of the third-place finisher. They may not have won, but their performance still deserves attention. In fact, they deserve a round of applause for their efforts.

Neutral

So, here’s the deal. When there are 5 players in the game, the player who comes in third place gets the title “Neutral.” But, and I want to make this very clear, this only applies when there are exactly 5 players. If there are 7 players, things change. In that case, the title “Neutral” is used between the upper and lower neutral. And guess what? Zero points are given for that title!

The Fourth Place Finisher: An Unremarkable Result

When you take part in a game with six or seven players, you might find yourself in this position – fourth place. Unfortunately, this is not a title that comes with any glory or recognition. In fact, it is often overlooked and forgotten. With zero points to show for your efforts, it can be a bit disheartening. But hey, it happens to the best of us!

The Vice-Scum: The Unfortunate Penultimate Player

Hey there! Have you ever played a game with your pals and landed in fifth place out of six? Well, my friend, you’ve just earned yourself a certain title – the Vice-Scum! Don’t worry, it’s not as bad as it sounds. Let me explain.

In every group, there’s always someone who falls just short of victory. You know, that person who finishes in that frustrating next-to-last place. That’s the Vice-Scum! In a six-person game, that’s the brave soul who secures the fifth position. And as a little token of recognition, they earn themselves a negative one point!

Now, being the Vice-Scum might make you feel a little down. But hey, it’s all part of the game, right? Sometimes luck just isn’t on your side. It’s like life’s way of saying, “Not this time, buddy!” But don’t let it get you too beaten down. Remember, even though you may not have won this time, there’s always another chance to rise to the top!

So, next time you find yourself in the intriguing realm of games, don’t fret if you end up as the Vice-Scum. Instead, wear the title with pride, knowing that it takes skill and courage just to be a part of the action. Embrace the challenge, learn from your experiences, and get ready to conquer that leaderboard!

Being Scum: The Player Left Holding the Empty Hand

Being scum in a card game can have a few different names, like “asshole” or “bitch.” It’s not the kind of title I aspire to, but sometimes it’s just the luck of the draw. In games with six or fewer people, scum refers to the unfortunate player who was the last one to empty their hand in the previous round. Being scum comes with its own consequences – a whopping negative two points. Let’s hope luck is on your side and you don’t end up wearing this unpleasant moniker.

Super scum (also called butt scum)

Guess what? I have some super interesting information for you! Did you know that in certain card games with 7 or more players, there is a term for the player who comes in last place? It’s called super scum, or sometimes even butt scum. Sounds a bit silly, doesn’t it?

The Exciting Gameplay of President

Let’s dive into the thrilling game of President! Are you ready for some card-playing action? Well, let me explain how it works.

It all begins with the player sitting on the left side of the dealer. This bold individual takes the first leap of faith and starts the game by playing either a solitary card or a set of cards with the same rank. For example, they could lay down two aces.

Now, it’s time for the other players to show their mettle. They have two choices: they can either pass and let the next person take their chance, or they can play a hand that outshines the previous one.

If you decide to beat a single card, you must have another card of higher rank. It’s all about one-upping your opponents, after all! However, when it comes to sets of cards, they can only be beaten by sets of an even higher rank. It’s like a battle of power and strategy.

But guess what? Passing is totally allowed! Yes, you heard me right. You can choose to pass at any time, even if you have a winning hand in your sleeve. It doesn’t mean you’re out of the game. Passing doesn’t stop you from playing on your next turn or from making a comeback later on.

The game keeps going until someone makes a play that is met with successive passes from all the players. When that happens, it’s time for a fresh round and all the cards that were played in the previous round are set aside. The player who played the last hand gets to kick off the next round with a sense of triumph.

To make things clearer, let me paint you a picture with an example scenario:

So here’s how it goes: I’m one of the players, let’s say “Player C,” and it’s my turn to start the next round. But what happens if I don’t have any more cards? Well, in that case, the next player in line, “Player D,” would start the round instead. It’s a simple rotation.

If you’re more of a visual learner, you can check out this video to get a better idea!

END OF GAME

The game keeps going until one lucky player manages to get rid of all their cards. That player becomes the President for the next round. Pretty cool, right? But wait, there’s more! The person who empties their hand right after becomes the Vice President, and so on.

But here’s the thing: the game doesn’t stop just because we have a new President. Nope, it keeps going until there’s only one player left with cards in their hand. And that player? Well, they become the “scum” for the next round. Fun, huh? On the next hand, we can either switch seats according to our rankings or just play in the same order we started.

Alright, so here’s the deal: when playing Scum, the person with the highest card becomes the President, and they get to keep their best card. The cool thing is, the President doesn’t have to trade cards if they don’t feel like it. It’s like a perk of being on top. And, you know what? The higher ranked players can often poke some lighthearted fun at the lower ranked ones.

Now, if you’re all about keeping score, you can set a target score. Once that score is reached, the game is over. Simple as that.

Now, let’s talk about the Drinking Game version!

Hey there! Did you know that you can turn the Presidents and Assholes card game into a drinking game? It’s true! The rules are very similar, but each role gets some new powers.

Let’s start with the President. As the President, you can make any other player take a sip whenever you want. Plus, you can drink whenever you please! Oh, and here’s the fun part – you never have to pour your own drink!

Now, let’s talk about the Vice President. The Vice President can make everyone (except the President) take a sip. So, you get to enjoy a little bit of power too!

But what about the neutrals and the vice scum? Well, they can make each other take a sip. It’s a little bit of a back-and-forth between them. And as for the scum and super scum, they don’t have any extra drinking powers. They just have to refill other players’ drinks. Lending a helping hand, you know?

If you’re interested in more fun drinking card games, you should definitely check out Ride the Bus and Ring of Fire! They’re a blast!

VARIATIONS

• Remember, larger sets of cards can beat smaller sets of lower rank. For example, a pair of 9s beats a single 7. Keep that in mind when you’re playing!
• Remember: in the game of cards, it’s not always the highest-ranked card that wins.
• Even cards of the same rank can beat each other. Let’s say we both have a pair of 8s. In that case, the outcome depends on who has the higher-ranked pair. But here’s a twist: some versions of the game let us skip the next player after a match, or if there are only two of us, the player who played the matching pair gets another turn.

I’ve got something special to share with you about an intriguing card game variant called Four of a Kind. Let’s dive right in and explore the exciting twists and turns this game has to offer!

In Four of a Kind Variants, the name says it all – it’s all about playing four cards of the same number. But here’s where things get interesting: unlike traditional games, the rules are turned upside down. Instead of aiming for higher-ranked cards, you’ll be aiming for lower-ranked ones. Yes, you heard that right!

But wait, there’s more! If another four of a kind is played, the rules switch back to normal. And guess what? You can even unleash a glorious revolution in the game. How? By playing four cards of the same rank in a row. When this happens, the direction of play and the card ranks are both reversed. Talk about a mind-bending experience!

Now, let’s talk about the rankings in this unique variant. Aces are both the highest and the lowest cards. They beat anything, but anything also beats an ace. Want to know the ranking order from high to low? Here it is: A, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10, J, Q, K, A.

And before I wrap things up, let’s not forget about jokers. In Four of a Kind Variants, jokers can be real game-changers. They can be played as high cards that beat all the others. So, keep your eyes peeled for those lucky jokers!

Now you’re armed with the knowledge of this captivating Four of a Kind variant. It’s time to gather your friends and embark on an exciting card game adventure. Get ready to experience a whole new level of fun and strategic thinking. Happy playing!

• The highest and lowest card is the two: The two beats everything, and everything beats a two.
• Transparent threes: A three can beat any single card, and a set of threes can beat a set of any rank. The threes played then take on the rank of the card they beat. For example, if a pair of threes is used to beat a pair of Queens, the next player must beat a pair of Queens to play.

Frequently Asked Questions

Can you play President without drinking?

President is usually played without drinking. The rules mentioned above, excluding the drinking section, will teach you how to play basic President.

Is the Ace ranked high or low in President?

The Ace is neither ranked high nor low. It is the second-highest ranked card after the two.

How many cards do we each start with?

The starting number of cards depends on how many people are playing and where they’re sitting. The dealer tries to deal the cards evenly, but not everyone will have the same amount.